You know, Carter,I believe you're asking wrong Question
The real question is, where are the plates?
Because if we find the plates, we can stop the whole operation
Right? Yeah, you're right
Maybe this is where you can help us, guys
Yeah. I mean, Carter, this is your city, right?
Yeah, this is my titty, I mean, this is my city
And Lee, you know Hu-Li and the Triads, correct?
Yes, Great. So can you do me a favor?
Can you find out where Hu-Li's keeping the plates?
That ain't no problem Thank you
So welcome aboard, gentlemen
From this moment on, you're officially working forthe united states secret service
Secert service agent James Carter
Oh, that sounds good. It's got a nice to ring to it, don't it?
I'm telling you, Lee, give me six months. Six months and I'm gonna be in Washington D.C., protectin' the president
We both know you would nevertake a bullet for someone else
Yeah, but they don't know that
I'm gonna talk to Isabella, see if she can hook somethin' up
Seein' the way she was startin' at a brother. She never even look at you
Just jealous, Lee, 'cause the girl choose me,
cause I'm tall, black and handsome, and you third-world ugly
I'm not third-world ugly. Women like me
They think I'm cute, like Snoopy
Lee, Snoopy is six inches tallerthan you
Sterling
Lee and Carter are officially out of the secret service's way
Correct
This is my informant's place
They got pretty good ribs here too... I like Kosher
Hey. Hey, Wait
Oh, I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinkin'!
I know good and well y'all ain't gamblin' back here!
This is supposed to be a Chinese restaurant! What you doin' in here, James?
You about to go to jail. You about to go to jail, and all your little friends
Everybody pack up your stuff and let's get outta here. Pack up, and let's go!
Let's talk outside
All right, all right! You wanna talk outside. Yes
Let's go then. You wanna talk. As long as you wanna talk
Where you get that from? I like that. That's good. What's up, Kenny?
James Carter. What's up?
What's up is I heard you was gettin' your ass kicked out there in Hong Kong, brother
What? That's right You crazy
Who told you that?
I got my sources Don't you worry about that. They tellin' you lies
Look, man. I'm about to bust you if you don't give me some information
How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James? Huh?
You embrrass me in front of my wife, my kids out there
Kenny, you embrrassin' yourself. You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw
You come up in here, you ain't show me no badge
you ain't even flashed a warrant
Know what I'm gonna do foryou? I'm gonna whup your ass
And then I'm gonna whup your ass
Kenny, we'd love to see that
Come on, Kenny! Come on! Do it!
I'll shoot you and say you feel in the kitchen
Hey! You better chill out, boy. Kenny, calm down, Kenny!
Twisting tiger
Where did you learn that?
Oh, that sounds good Oh. They're brothers
Oh, all right, all right
I heard that! Don't be talking about me, man
You guys are here about some funny money, huh? How you know?
C-notes, right? Yeah
Any of'em came through here?
Look, one of my regulars came in here a few days ago, Dropped about 50 large on the tables in there
I was about to go down there with my boys and turn his ass up,
But he comes in the next day with the whole thing. Brand-new one hundred dollar bills, sequential
Now I figuerthey're fake, 'cause this guy's got a regular day job
So I test'em and they cheaked out
You still have the bills?
Still got my lunch money fron the third grade
Let me see 'em
Hold it What are you doin'?
Oh, it's fake
Who you say gave that to you?
Cat named Zing Work down at Regin plaza
Excuse me
L.A.P. D We're looking for a guy named Zing
You! Come here Come back here!
Hey! Hey! You little rascal
Get back here! Get back here!
You know what? I don't even know why the hell I'm here I ain't even Chinese
All right, I'm sorry
I think there's someone... Who would like to talk to them first
What'd you do that for? That was unnecessary!
You done kicked out my feeling girl That's gonna cost you
I ain't never hit a woman in my life,
but your ass is pushin' it
Okay, all right, all right
I'll go
Better watch your back
What happened?
That lady Isabella knock you out, that's what happened She played you
No Yes, she did
She save our life What?
Hu Li could have killed us
Are you crazy, man? Look at us We good as dead!
Stop your whining, Carter! What you gonna do if I don't stop, huh?
I will slap the hell outta you righr now, Lee
I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa!
Oh, you will?
Come on, let me see that You don't know who you're messin' with, man!
I'll bite your damn nose off, man You bite... come on!
Some apple?
I'd put that knife away, bitch, before you have an accident
Ain't no use, man
Just tell me how the triads are gonna kill us
I can handle that
Then they'll cut off our egg rolls
Cut off our egg rolls?
Let's get the hell outta here!
Don't give up! I don't wanna die! Be quiet
Okay, give me your left leg!
What for? Left leg!
Like this
Hold tight Okay
That's it Bite that thing
Bite it! Bite it like a little monkey!
Go on, bite it!
Use them tigerteeth!
Yeah! Grab it! Pull on it!
You almost got it
That's it!
What the hell? Lee, untie me
All these statues full of money
Hello, Benjamin!
What are you doing? I'm takin' this for evidence
Carter. You feel that?
Yeah, we slowin' down, man
What happened? I'll tell you what happened
Come on, Lee!
Carter, go up
What happened? You left me
I didn't leave you, man I was waitin' up there foryou
I ain't goin' in there Come on!
There's rats in there!
There's no rats! Look at that rat!
Las Vegas?
What the hell we doin' in Vegas?
Look Red dragon
That's the name of Ricky Tan's boat
That's how you launder $100 million in cash
Let's go
sorry!
Damn One at the time What the hell is wrong with you?
Wait a second, man! What?
We can't go in there like this Why?
We got to look fly What mean "fly"?
We got to mack out, man We can't go in there like this What does it mean,"mack out"?
Fallow me, my asian brother I'll show you Come on
That's where we're goin', right there
When we get in there, you stay a couple steps behind me
You smell a little funky I think you stepped in some rat shit
It was a cowboy hat, and now it's a pith helmet
Hold on Talk to you in a bit
Hi, nice to see you can I help you gentlemen?
Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long And nothin' touches this body but pure silk
and get my partner somethin' from the kids' department
Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well?
Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike
No, this ain't no couple thing, man We're police officers We're workin' a dangerous case and we need some clothes
Yes. There are a lot of men chasing us
As well they should be Listen, you have nothing to worry about, okay?
Because I'm gonna turn you two into the belle of the ball
Thank you Absolutely Let's start with you, shall we?
You've got the Mochaccino face, wonderful skin, and the big broder shoulders, okay?
Let's put a dead animal on you
Croc skin Butter cream, croc skin, butter cream
What size is the waist?
Let's go in Watch it, sweetness!
He's got some fire to him Honey cups!
I like that Go get the clothes!
Hurry up!
I'll pull some items Li'I Kim, I'll be back
You see that? He likes you
I'm not shoppin' with you no more
Act like you're rich Ladies and gentleman,
Steven Reign
Owner and founder of the red dragon casino
Thank you
good evening
Athousand years ago, a small, weathy village in China... -
Hired a young dragon to guard theirtresuers in a cave
The people of the village started sneaking him extra food,
Hoping to make him stronger
The dragon grew so big he got stuck, and the tresure was trapped behind him...
For all eternity
Ladies and gentleman, I have found that lost treasure
It is here, inside greatest casino in the world!
Welcome to the red dragon, Where everybody is a winner!
Look at this place, Lee It's the biggest front in the world
Yeah, right...
Would you like a drink? Drink? Ciggrette?
Put your arms around me
What? Hold me close
There are cameras everywhere What's goin' on? I think I may be in trouble, Lee
I really need your help
Last time, you needed my help, I work up in a truck
I'm undercover, Lee I had no choice You have to trust me
Look over my right shoulder That's the soft count room
We think the plates are in there
I need you to go and get them
Why don't you go get them?
Because if I'm wrong, then my entire cover is blown, understand?
How do I know I can trust you?
Dip me
I'm asking for real now
Will you help the secret service
Hey, Lee! What are you doing?
Thank you, man Take this
Dancing
Dancin'? Man, I'm up here workin', puttin' my life on the line
And you're up here dancin' with some bimbo?
Does she have a friend? That was Isabella
She says the plates are in the soft count room Lee, I know you didn't just say Isabella
Are you crazy, man? That girl is settin' you up again
No, I'm gonna find out No, wait, man
There's security all over
If you gonna do this you need a distruction So keep your eyes on me, and you'll know when to make your move
Good Cool
Come on, big eight!
Good roll, man!
Come on, tex!
This table's hot! I want some of this money Get me in this game
Sir, are you aware that there's a $50000 buy-in this evening?
If that's the case, give me $100000 in chips
Let me have a diet pepsi and some hot wings
I'm gonna get some of this
What's this?
$500 chips, sir
You gave me $500 chips 'cause I'm black?
No, sir I did not ljust assumed that...
You assumed that a brother comin' in here can only afford $500 a roll
Is that it? No, I didn't think that at all, sir
You a racist? No, I'm not, sir
How come everybody else around table got $1,000 chips
And the black man got a nickel? I don't know How did that happen?
It just happened
This is crazy
You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery...
So you could send us back to the cotton fields with $500 chips?
Do I look like chicken George to you? You do not
What the hell is that?
I think you should calm down
I think you should go over there and count somethin'
Give me my chips, and I want $1000 chips!
Ljust want to be treated fairly Is that too much to ask?
I got a problem on table nine
How come ain't no black people perfprmin' in this hotel? We ain't good enough?
We got Lionel Richie performin' here tonight
Lionel Richie ain't been black since the Commorders, man
What abut Peachesand Herb? Glady knight and Pips? Ike and Tino
They can get black together This is crazy
Sir, why don't you calm dowm, win some money, and have some fun?
I ain't calmin' down no more! I'm sick of you tryin' to calm me down
We got a problem go
I have a dream...
That white people and black people...
and even Chinese peoplecan gamble together...
without gettin' different chips!
Hallelujah! Hold it! Hold it!
In the sprit of brotherhood, let's just playcraps, man!
Let's go, Come on!
Oh, shit! Hey! Get him! Stop!
Winner
Oh, who put their hand on my butt?
Do it again How much I win?
200,000 Sir
$200,000?
All right This seven I'm about to roll...
Is forthe 27 years Mandella spent in that prison and couldn't get no justice...
And took all that crap That's why I ain't gonna crap out
This one is for Mandela!
Awinner, seven
free at last free at last
Out
Imagine a business where people hand you money,
And you hand them back absolutely nothing
Now, that's the real American dream
Thanks to a few pieces of metal... and a most beautiful U. S customs agent,
I'm back in business
Look at you Lee You look ridiculous
You know it didn't have to be like this
It's too bad Like farther, like son
Look at this old fool
What does he think he's doing?
I tell you, it's almost impossible to find a partner That is trustworthy and loyal
Don't you agree, Lee?
Everything stays on the table Don't nobody touch that table
Winner, four high, four high
That's $500,000!
Cash me out! Sir, you're gonna have to get off the table
Thank you very much
The trouble with partner is, they die
Have fun
Don't move! U.S. Secret service! You're under arrest
These gentlemen will escort you to the cashier
Good, 'cause I don't want to get jumped by any of these rich white folks
I appreciate this, fellas You never can be too safe
What the... -
I'm sorry, man Did that hurt? Hey, you
Hold it!
You okay?
Black man get on a roll, Y'all start trippin'
Y'all get back
Calm down Get back! Get back! Get Back! Drop the stick
Where you been, Lee?
I been on a roll, man! What happened to you, man?
What's that light in your mouth?
Oh, man, this can't be good Move!
Would you get out of my way? What's wrong with you?
What happened to you, man?
Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?
I did! I said "MMM"
What the hell "MMM"?
MMM, boom!
Richy Tan's still alive We have to get to the penthouse
Ricky Tan dead
What you talking about?
Go after Ricky, man
Just go man, I got this
I'm not gonna hold back on yourthis time just because you are a woman
I'm gonna pretend you're a man
A very beautiful man with a perpect body Who I'd like to take to the movies
Egyptian style, girl
You want some of this?
Come on Are you okay? I'm fine, I'm fine
You need help
I didn't know which side you were on
Well, now you know
what's wrong with you, woman?
You smell good
Thank you, Benjamin, thank you
We could have been a good couple
We could have had somethin' special But you one crazy-ass bitch!
Americans love to gamble, don't they, Mr. Reign?
I never gamble
Oh, I'm, uh, cutting our deal short
And my plates?
The plates stay with me
I'm sure you won't have a problem with that I enjoyed that little story you told...
about the dragon and the treasure My mother used to tell it to me all the time
Doyou know the moral of that story?
Greed will imprison us all
I hate that fortune-cookie shit
Just like yourfarther
I really did try to help him, you know
To share with him
To make your life better
But he was too weak Too afraid of change
Give me the plates It's over
I don't think it's over
There are casinos all overthis country
I can make you a very rich man, Lee
Don't make the same mistake yourfarther did
If you reach forthat gun
I'll kill you
Don't you remember?
I'm already dead
Hey, Ricky How you doing?
Lee, I see you got everything under control I'm gonna go downstairs
What happened to Reign?
Would you like me to tell you how yourfarther died?
Wait one second, Lee It ain't worth it, man
He tryin' to trick you Don't go too far, now
He never begged for his life ortried to make a deal Put the gun down
All he asked me just second before I pulled the trigger,
was that I promise not to kill you
Oh, it was so pathetic
Oh, hell, no He went too far Shoot his ass right now, Lee
What are you gonna do, Lee?
All you got to do is pull that trigger back and bam!
Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like yourfarther?
Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that Shoot him, Lee!
You can't do it, can you?
Yes, hell, you can, Lee Ain't nobody up here but us Just as I thought
He tryin' to punk you
Shoot him!
If you ain't gonna shoot him, Kung fu his ass or somethin'
Damn! Good kick, Lee
It was An accident
That's okay We'll just say he tried to catch a cab
What's that in your...
Oh, hell, no
Lady, you listen to me right now You put them bomb down and turn it off!
Carter, we have to jump!
You crazy
I ain't jumppin'
You crazy
I ain't jumppin' Use your jacket Hey, turn that bomb off!
I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles forthis shit
Detective Lee I hate admit to it
But the U.S. Secret service is indebted to you
Thank you Thank you
I'll see you in court
I want to thank you too
It was nice working with you
I saw that
You sly devil, you She kissed you, didn't she?
Ah, you played it cool, too, walkin' away and not lookin' back
I'm a player
Where is she headed? She's going to New York
Is that your gate down there?
Well, I'm this way
Guess that mean good-bye I guess so
Thank you, Carter
Take good care of yourself, Lee
Oh, Carter! Yeah, Lee
What's up?
There is something I want you to have
Oh, no, man This is yourfarther's badge
I can't take that, man
It's okay
Finally, I can let it go I got somethin' foryou, too
What is this?
That's $10,000, man I got it at the tables this mornin' at Caesar's
I can't take this
No, don't worry about it I got a lot more
Go ahead Enjoy yourself No, Carter
Would you stop actin' like a cop for one second, man and live it up?
There gotta be somethin' you want
Think about it
This is the final boarding call forflight 44 to L.A. Guardia
I always wanted to go to Madison Square garden, see the knicks play
New York city?
First class The Plaza hotel?
Maybe a little Mu Shu Amen to that, brother
So, what do you say?
You know what, man? I can use another vacation
Action!
You all right?
Jackey always okay
Is this the Kosher meal?
What's the name of it?
Gefilte Gefilte fish
Lox and bagles It's my favorite
What's the name of this stuff? Gefilte fish
Gefilke fish...
Gefilk? Gefilto?
You know what this is?
Filte fish
You want some of my filte fish?
You want any of this... - What's the name of this fish?
Gefilte fish
Gefilte fish! All right, okay
I really don't
you have black people all overthe world eatin' this
I'll have some Gefilte fish
Jackey, kick it
Okay Chris Tucker
Jackey, kick it
Jackey, again
Now, Jackey we'd like to see that
Woldn't we love to see that
His name is Lee, godamn it!
Lee, We'd love to see that
There's gotta be somethin' you want "square marden"
I always wanted to...
I always dreamed to "square marden"
I always wanted to...
Now I'm nervous
Every "garden"
I always wanted to go to this madison
there are a lot of men chasing us
If I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd take a run at you
Look you giggling at me I'll take your home and just punish you
I need both of you
You sly devil, you she kissed you, didn't she?
I like that
Who's calling?
Hello?
I'm filmin', man Call me back 7:00
I'm filmin' I'm lookin' Jackie Chan
Are you a professional? You turn on your phone?
No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan
No, they want to speak to you, Jackie
I'm sorry about this
We are filming right now
You're sorry? You wasted all ourfilm
call me back later
Damn!
He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3